This girl is more easily done than said...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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