just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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