My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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