Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have already put on my inside pants.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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