need another drink. this is the easiest way
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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