Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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