I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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