Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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