I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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