I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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