How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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