Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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