if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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