I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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