Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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