4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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