I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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