There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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