considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
operation have a gay friend backfired
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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