we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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