I don't think brook has ever known best
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Did I show you my penis last night?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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