yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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