I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
