i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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