My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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