At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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