Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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