god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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