her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
