I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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