Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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