Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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