And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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