Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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