I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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