the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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