he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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