Its about making memories worth repressing
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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