no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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