there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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