Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My ATM looks so different sober.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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