YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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