I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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