we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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