Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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