what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
