Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
