You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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