hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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