I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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