Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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