Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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