Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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